The thing I miss most about my college days was flirting with hot coeds. I miss it so much that I almost went back to college just to try it again. Now that I am in my forties lots of girls find me attractive because I look like their uncle or some shit. It is kind of whacked out when you really think about it. But I don’t mind capitalizing on it. Problem is college tuition is super expensive. Even community colleges are getting seriously expensive. So I turned to the next best thing.
Internet dating on amateur match allows me to flirt with girls in many different cities all at the same time. Since I will not be meeting most of these girls they think it is okay to send me sexy selfies in my inbox. Sometimes I post them online, but I always crop them so you cannot see who it is. I don’t want these girls getting into trouble with their families or at work.
From time to time I find a nice girl that wants to hookup with me to have a real adult date. They have tried dating guys their age. Now they want to trade up to somebody more refined. By the end of the night we are fucking though. Come on in. The water is warm!
